Accomplishments
Official Career Achievements β Certified by the International Federation of Accidental Racing (IFAR)
β’ Most Spectacular Spin Award β 2023, 2024, 2025 (Three-time consecutive champion in rotational excellence)
β’ Ghost Car Collision Specialist β 2024 (Managed to crash into a ghosted carβ¦ somehow)
β’ DRS Button Spam Expert β 2024 (Pressed over 500 times in a GT3 car with no DRS)
β’ Gravel Trap & Grass Texture Appreciation Medal β 2022 (For extensive off-track exploration)
β’ Pit Lane Speed Limit Violation Specialist β 2023 (Achieved record-breaking fines in multiple championships)
β’ Pit Lane Brake Pedal Enthusiast of the Month β May 2024 (Nominated by mistake, still accepted)
β’ World Record in Lap Counting Error β 2024 (Celebrated victory one lap too earlyβ¦ twice)
β’ Tire Mark Artist on Rival Liveries β 2023 (Permanent exhibition on several GT3 cars)
β’ Safety Rating Annihilation Record Holder β 2021βPresent (Undefeated)
β’ Elegant Low-Speed Spin Champion β 2024 (Gold medal for a flawless 47 km/h pirouette)
β’ Best Use of the Horn in a Non-Horn Car β 2023 (Made honking noises into the microphone mid-race)
β’ Reverse Overtake Champion β 2023 (Only driver to gain a position while driving entirely backwards)
β’ Setup Menu Endurance Award β 2022 (96 hours spent adjusting, zero measurable improvement)
β’ Variable Racing Line Innovator β 2024 (Reinvented the concept of βidealβ in ideal line)
β’ False Start Triple Crown β 2023 (Three jump starts in a single race, a modern-day miracle)
