Accomplishments
Official Career Achievements – Certified by the International Federation of Accidental Racing (IFAR)
• Most Spectacular Spin Award – 2023, 2024, 2025 (Three-time consecutive champion in rotational excellence)
• Ghost Car Collision Specialist – 2024 (Managed to crash into a ghosted car… somehow)
• DRS Button Spam Expert – 2024 (Pressed over 500 times in a GT3 car with no DRS)
• Gravel Trap & Grass Texture Appreciation Medal – 2022 (For extensive off-track exploration)
• Pit Lane Speed Limit Violation Specialist – 2023 (Achieved record-breaking fines in multiple championships)
• Pit Lane Brake Pedal Enthusiast of the Month – May 2024 (Nominated by mistake, still accepted)
• World Record in Lap Counting Error – 2024 (Celebrated victory one lap too early… twice)
• Tire Mark Artist on Rival Liveries – 2023 (Permanent exhibition on several GT3 cars)
• Safety Rating Annihilation Record Holder – 2021–Present (Undefeated)
• Elegant Low-Speed Spin Champion – 2024 (Gold medal for a flawless 47 km/h pirouette)
• Best Use of the Horn in a Non-Horn Car – 2023 (Made honking noises into the microphone mid-race)
• Reverse Overtake Champion – 2023 (Only driver to gain a position while driving entirely backwards)
• Setup Menu Endurance Award – 2022 (96 hours spent adjusting, zero measurable improvement)
• Variable Racing Line Innovator – 2024 (Reinvented the concept of “ideal” in ideal line)
• False Start Triple Crown – 2023 (Three jump starts in a single race, a modern-day miracle)